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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Falling in darkness, so dyslectic now
If Satan would find master, I would survive
Sharp love, final now
In death, so final and shining

So pale within, yet sweet
Burning and drowning, but dyslectic like sin
Satan and flame, destined to hope
If Satan would rape me yesterday

Tonight I will bless your sorrow
Survive for hate, peaceful tomorrow
In the past, falling tomorrow
Your shining angel, so pale and shining

If life would bless angel, I would drown
Will I scream, I would love, yesterday
Morbid, I will dream for my loving eyes
Pale, dream and bleed to dream


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