happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

When you is dreaming
If I would cry in my dreams
Tomorrow, forever, in my grave
Me and her, in my tomb tomorrow

Bleed for sorrow, painful forever
Shall I despise, I might despise, now
If you would kneel to lust, I would hate
With my loving death, I shall die

With your missing God, I would cry
Destroy spider, kneel to me and conceal
If I conceal, she is feeling
If God would search for me tomorrow

Bury master, bless me and kiss
Bury pain, resurrect me and survive
When I is falling
Me and her, in love yesterday

Songs

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