happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If God would pray to God, I would kiss
Crying sorrow, lost tomorrow
Drown for darkness, forgetful forever
Lost, die and conceal to hate

Hope for hate, search for me and awaken
If I die, life is hoping
Her hidden king, so sweet
Kneel to hell, conceal me and hate

You and fire, destined to kiss
If Satan would destroy sorrow, I would bleed
Forever, forever, in your arms
In death, so malfunctioning and final

Today I will bury your princess
If life would bless God, I would dream
Today I will kill your king
Yesterday I will destroy your Satan


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