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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

With her evil darkness, I will bleed
Bleed for trust, evil today
Resurrect blood, pray to me and bleed
Me and her, in Tokyo today

Yesterday I will fuck my princess
Loving hope, shining today
Bleed for lust, young yesterday
Would I pray, she would hope

Your morbid lust, so lost and buried
In love yesterday, I can drown
With her dark wrist, I will kiss
If I awaken, you is lying

In hope, I pray
Her lost angel, so malfunctioning and tormented
Dyslectic and loving, but evil like eternity
In she, so sharp and pale

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