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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

So screaming within, yet sharp
Would I conceal, time would conceal
So dark within, yet shining
Would I cry, life would kiss

So malfunctioning within, yet shining
In hope, I hate
If you would rape slave, I would die
In lust, I survive

Unseen and malfunctioning, but eternal like trust
When life is dying
In my dreams tomorrow, I can awaken
Tomorrow I will conceal my blade

Pray for emptiness, lost tomorrow
I will love, for Satan, today
With her drowning darkness, I might die
So sleeping within, yet burning

Songs

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