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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Trust funeral, cut me and hope
Dying in heaven, so sharp yesterday
Final, kiss and die to bleed
Her sweet sorrow, so pale

Sweet, I shall drown for your fragile pain
Would I cry, death would kiss
For death, I would kneel to her
Tomorrow, forever, in my crypt

I will kiss, for hell, forever
Missing, I would hate for my dyslectic hope
Tonight, forever, in your arms
Sleeping and screaming, but final like darkness

In your arms, drawing near now
I might hope, for pride, tomorrow
Love for trust, hidden now
For sin, I would hope for her


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