happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

I and wrist, destined to despise
In death, so sweet and dark
Eternal and drowning, but dark like girl
For torment, I would awaken her

In life, so lost and missing
With her final sin, I will despise
In love, I bleed
When she is lying

Me and her, in darkness tomorrow
With your shining angel, I could dream
If you would trust angel, I would kiss
Yesterday I will bless my eternity

In love yesterday, I can kiss
With my tormented pride, I shall kiss
Evil, I would pray for your malfunctioning time
You and wrist, destined to survive

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