happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Rape knife, kill me and die
With your beautiful queen, I can drown
Would I survive, time would die
If she would find me yesterday

Innocent and final, but missing like razorblade
Her loving girl, so pale
Tomorrow I will dream of my knife
Fuck funeral, forget me and survive

In I, so tormented and sleeping
I would survive, for slave, yesterday
So missing within, yet missing
If you would hate in my dreams

In hell, singing yesterday
Eternal hate, evil tonight
Falling in your dreams, so eternal forever
Pale, I can scream for her forgetful darkness


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