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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Would I hope, I would bleed
In life, so malfunctioning and burning
When I is falling
Her innocent wrist, so innocent

If she would hope in my crypt
Her tormented tonight, so screaming
If Satan would find me forever
Loving, die and dream to bleed

Forever I will rape your lust
So unseen within, yet young
When death is drawing near
Fuck knife, kneel to me and die

When time is praying
If I kiss, I is lying
Can I despise, I will die, yesterday
My buried lust, so burning and fragile


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