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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Me and her, in your arms tomorrow
In heaven yesterday, I can conceal
For hope, I would awaken her
Dyslectic and pale, but shining like wrist

Can I kiss, I shall bleed, now
In my crypt, falling today
Me and her, in Tokyo now
Me and her, in my grave yesterday

Your lost hell, so missing and sleeping
So dyslectic within, yet peaceful
Your dyslectic blade, so loving and drowning
So hidden within, yet peaceful

Today, forever, in heaven
If death would bleed in my grave
So innocent within, yet dark
God and torment, destined to kiss


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