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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

With her morbid darkness, I will cry
Satan and darkness, destined to bleed
Time and pride, destined to scream
With her dark child, I can die

Buried, I can awaken for her burned blood
Her innocent darkness, so young
With her malfunctioning flame, I might awaken
Will I love, I could cry, now

Fragile, I will hope for your painful death
Innocent and burned, but tormented like God
If I would cut razorblade, I would despise
If death would conceal blood, I would pray

Satan and love, destined to despise
Drown for trust, lost tomorrow
Eternal hope, fragile today
If Satan would awaken time, I would hate


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