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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Me and her, in my tomb forever
So shining within, yet evil
If God would destroy hell, I would die
If I die, Satan is lying

Fuck blade, search for me and kiss
If she would die in my crypt
Eternal and burned, but sharp like hope
Painful, I shall pray for your young hell

Painful, drown and bleed to awaken
Would I hope, life would scream
Dying in heaven, so buried now
Buried hate, burning now

Unseen trust, shining forever
Lost love, burned tomorrow
Would I kiss, death would kiss
Tonight I will bury my hell


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