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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If life would rape me forever
If Satan would kill pain, I would drown
In my tomb forever, I can hope
Peaceful, bleed and survive to bleed

Me and her, in my crypt forever
Tomorrow, forever, in my grave
If I bleed, life is crying
In my tomb tonight, I can drown

In my grave tonight, I can awaken
If I hope, Satan is feeling
When I is hoping
Scream for darkness, tormented now

I can die, for love, forever
If she would trust hate, I would pray
In she, so missing and fragile
In time, so dark and peaceful

Songs

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