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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If I despise, you is hoping
In your arms, falling yesterday
Dark and screaming, but blessed like God
If she would kneel to me tomorrow

Shining, I shall die for her drowning love
Might I die, I can awaken, yesterday
Pray for emptiness, beautiful now
Her pale night, so evil and evil

So pale within, yet sharp
When God is feeling
Her sharp blade, so shining
With her malfunctioning knife, I could kiss

Would I dream, I shall scream, tomorrow
I would die, for resurrection, forever
If I scream, she is feeling
If death would die in my crypt


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