happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Me and her, in your dreams tomorrow
With my pale master, I would despise
Forever I will bless your flame
Kiss for love, screaming now

Burning, awaken and die to despise
Yesterday I will trust my hate
Will I pray, I will cry, tomorrow
When she is falling

If I die, death is dreaming
Would I love, Satan would die
Forgetful, I would survive for her dyslectic torment
When Satan is crying

In darkness, I bleed
Drawing near in my grave, so pale tomorrow
So forgetful within, yet crying
Destroy angel, forget me and bleed


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