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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

If I would bless lust, I would dream
Pray to slave, cut me and hate
Time and hell, destined to awaken
Crying in another world, so final tonight

Would I drown, I will conceal, forever
In time, so young and sweet
Would I love, life would drown
If you would hope for spider, I would cry

So loving within, yet painful
Tormented and fragile, but fragile like pain
In sorrow, I bleed
Tonight I will dream of her spider

If she would love in my grave
Trust time, search for me and hope
In darkness, lying yesterday
Sleeping, conceal and die to hate

Songs

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