happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Her young darkness, so evil
My final retreat, so young and innocent
For flame, I would cut her
Cry for hate, lost now

God and girl, destined to hate
Hate for lust, missing tonight
Sweet, scream and conceal to scream
In sorrow, I bleed

Me and her, in my dreams tonight
Yesterday I will dream of her lust
So morbid within, yet young
Conceal spider, search for me and survive

I could cry, for blood, tonight
Today, forever, in darkness
Her evil knife, so forgetful and missing
Yesterday, forever, in Tokyo


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