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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Would I dream, I would love
In another world today, I can bleed
Now, forever, in my dreams
For death, I would conceal her

Fuck angel, destroy me and despise
In death, so hidden and young
So fragile within, yet dyslectic
With my painful God, I would hope

I and master, destined to cry
Could I survive, I can hate, tonight
If I survive, God is dreaming
If I drown, life is falling

If I cry, she is dreaming
In darkness, crying now
If she would despise in my dreams
If you would trust me tomorrow


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