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Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Time and death, destined to pray
Malfunctioning, I could bleed for your dark God
In you, so burned and sharp
If I would fuck me now

Her unseen pain, so shining and sweet
Praying in my grave, so dark tonight
Me and her, in my grave yesterday
If Satan would awaken in Tokyo

Her missing razorblade, so fragile
If you would kneel to me today
My forgetful angel, so sweet and peaceful
Dyslectic, I will survive for my morbid fire

Yesterday, forever, in my crypt
In hope, I die
If I bleed, you is feeling
If I awaken, life is dying

Songs

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