happyponyland.net / Lyrics Generator

Ever heard a HIM song? If you have heard one, you have heard them all*.

(* I actually like HIM. I wrote this mostly as a joke back in 2004, and it seemed like the kind of provocative thing to say when people were still obsessing over them...)

These lyrics are randomly generated by mapping a list of sentence structures to a list of valid words for each position in the sentence.

You may use the lyrics generated for whatever you wish without any restrictions, but if you do turn any of this nonsense into actual music I would like to hear the result.

Let's see what we got this time...

Shall I drown, I would conceal, today
Her sweet kiss, so dyslectic and painful
Buried and painful, but blessed like trust
Dark trust, shining now

In lust, I survive
In hope, I dream
Her burning resurrection, so missing
Destroy master, fuck me and pray

If Satan would destroy hate, I would awaken
Malfunctioning darkness, burned tonight
Shining and sweet, but lost like princess
If God would awaken me today

Satan and hell, destined to kiss
Kneel to God, trust me and drown
If I hope, I is dreaming
Shall I awaken, I would hate, now


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